hog shortery


when the country, new england typically, is experiencing low levels of available swine.
“no bacon available?! are you experiencing a hog shortery?!”

Read Also:

  • holding it up the ass

    when you have a big t-rd hanging around your -n-s, but you refuse to let it out. billy was holding it up the -ss in cl-ss today.

  • Holla Bills

    noun–money spent on things that have high value. i went to buy a escalade with phat rims, but it cost holla bills. 1 more definition a skateboard game where all the players empty the spare change from their pockets, and put it on the ground. the players then proceed to play s-k-a-t-e or horse for […]

  • Hollow Cucumber

    a fun party game to be played by boys. 2 – 20+ people can play. 1. a large cuc-mber is cut in half and using a knife, it is hollowed out to make a sort of container where liquids could be sorted temporarily. 2. the boys must all begin to m-st-rb-t- at the same time. […]

  • Hollywood Handjob

    when a supposed ‘celebrity’ has to wh-r- themselves out by giving handjobs in the parking lot for money. amor hilton offered to give me a hollywood handjob for only 150$! d-mn, now that’s hollywood. 1 more definition when actors or actresess make gratuitous cameo appearances as themseleves. can be accompanied by heavy handed dialogue film: […]

  • Holy Fuck Nut

    when saying “holy sh-t” losses its bite you say, “holy f-ck nut” to throw people off and when your surprised. gf:…i’m pregnant… bf: holy f-ck nut! you serious!? 1 more definition the term used when someone says or does something that is unf-ckinbelieveable… holyf-cknuts, her b–bages were so big i could of dove in them […]


Disclaimer: hog shortery definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.