Hogblast


a lewd s-x act in which one insets various pork products(ham, bacon, sausage, etc.) into their r-ct-m. during s-x, preferably on the verge of climax, one would then power-sh-t onto the other’s chest creating a “blast” of feces and pork.
my boyfriend hogblasted me so hard last night. i can now only c-m from a hogblast.

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