hoggin
the competetive process of two or more members aiming to bore out the fattest chick among a town full of grazing cattle.
challenger#1 -dude- i slayed out that 200 pounder!
challenger#2 -that’s nothing, my boar was weighing all of 220 when i hog tied her and proceeded to give her the v-g-n-l beatdown.
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getting drunk and picking up fat chicks cause its a easier and a much faster process than trying to pick up a hot girl with higher self esteem when you are hammered and h-rny. plus there is almost always food in the fridge for in the morning at a fat chicks house. also fat chicks don’t get picked up as often so they are a lot more apreciative and less likely to have an std.
man we just decided to get a bottle and go hoggin you down?
-a gentleman’s sport-
the event of a guy going after a fat chick, on a bet, or just for sport.
–drinks are almost always involved.
a man went to a bar with his friends, got drunk, saw a fat lady, and was bet by his friends to go hoggin’.
hoggin is when a group of people (men) put $20 in a pot on pay weekends ($10 on non pay weekends) and hold a contest for the person having s-x with the biggest nastiest woman they can find. (no repeats). the one with the biggest piece of proof (bra or panties or video) wins. hog judge stays sober and gets 25% of the pot. hog judges are appointed by a short straw.
tom and jim put $20 each into the judgement box. they both get laid that night. tom brings back proof of his 250lb date. jim brings back proof of his 306 lb date. the appointed “hog judge” keeps $10 and rules in favor of jim’s cow. jim takes home $30.
a term used for f-cking a fat chick
“you hit that? she’s like 350!”
“yeah, but sometimes you gotta go hoggin'”
to go out with the intention of picking up fat girls. mainly because they are easy.
well guys, it’s gettin late in the game, guess it’s time to go hoggin
-a gentleman’s sport-
the event of a guy going after a fat chick, on a bet, or just for sport.
–drinks are almost always involved.
a man went to a bar with his friends, got drunk, saw a fat lady, and was bet by his friends to go hoggin’.
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