hogtied

to be stuck with, with no immediate means of escape, an extremely fat, obese female that you picked up at the bar, the night before, in a drunken state, that took home and banged all night. in addition to being hung over, ashamed and feeling dirty, you are tied to her wants and needs until you can mount a successful escape. usually accomplished when she takes a shower or sh-t.
just prior to last call, carl made his move on the fat chick that was sitting at the bar all night. carl was too drunk to note her obesity and he really just wanted to get his weenie wet. after getting her to go home with him, they had hot, sweaty, fat flabbing, drunken s-x. carl got up to head out the door after they were done but she wrapped her legs around his waist and said she wanted to cuddle. carl realized suddenly he was hog tied and was going to be stuck there until breakfast.
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hogtied is a way of tied up a man or a woman. in a literary sense it means “tied like a hog”.
this is also a very diffuse bondage technique and it’s considered one of the s-xiest bondage position.
it consist of tied up ankles and wirst together (usually behind the back).
if wellmade it guarantee you to totally imobilize someone because it’s almost impossible to get free when hogtied.
you can see a lot of this bondage technique’s pics in the net that can give you an idea of what this hogtied is.
to be tied up by feet and hands on a horizontal pole
the cannibals hog-tied him and set him over an open fire
when you get rinsed like a b-tch for downloading s&m p-rno off the net
paul: haha hogtied!
james c: f-ck you!
other person: wtf are you on about
paul: yeah we found his p-rn stash, it was full of chicks getting nailed whilst being all tied up
other person: sh-t hahaha
what the boys in blue do to you when you are uncooperative. handcuff your ankles to your wrists, and carry you off like a suitcase.
i saw a tweeker fighting the cops at the gas station. he got the sh-t beat out of him, zapped 3 times by the phasers, then finally hogtied and taken away by the medics. it was good times.
hogtied is an adjective for the absolute hottest piece of -ss that you’ve ever dated in your entire life.
jim: “oh man! you actually dated her??”

bob: “h-lls ya! she got me completely hogtied. she is by far the hottest girl that i’ve ever dated…or who’s played with my b-lls.”

“ya, that girl had me completely hogtied…she had my b-lls in a vice for 2 years.”