Hoi


a word used in duplicate by captain beefheart at the start of the song “when big joan sets up” signalling that 5 minutes and 13 seconds of chaos remains.
captain beefheart: “hoi hoi!”
11 more definitions
when something goes wrong for you or when you have no luck
i have lost my wallet….hoi!

bouncer: ” your not allowed in the club tonight”
dwayne: “hoi!”

bookies: “sorry sir you lost your bet”
dwayne: “hoi!”
a hoi is an person of hawaiian decent who lives in the state of hawai’i that smokes weed, drinks alcohol, parties hard, and has the respect of everyone.

hoi is another form of bro, braddah, sistah, friend, etc.
pono: dude i got blasted last period

sah: that’s such a hoi thing to do
it is a way of saying “hi” or “h-llo” but it is much better then both of those words put together. its “hoi”. you can also change the word “bye” into “boi” when you are leaving the conversation. this can be used on facebook or in real life. it cannot be used to replace the word “high”, only “hi” and “h-llo”.
matt: hoi
james: hoi
matt: wuts good
james: nothing much
matt: ok boi
james: boi
h-llo, hi. a greeting.
“hoi, what’s up?”
word used as “hi” or “hey” in filipino
(someones walking)

“hoi!”

“huh? what me?”

“yes”
pr-nounced h-wee

this is used as a greeting.

it is said the term comes from when craig accidentally pressed “o” on msn whilst greeting a contact (hi but pressed h,o,i)
the word was then used from that day on as it was cool.

this word has also been adapted by dai to hooooooooooooooooi

the longer you hold the pr-nunciation of it the greater you happiness is supposedly.
col: hoi!
tan: aight son?

or

dai:hooooooooooooooooooooooooooi!
craig: gosh you’re happy today

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