HoinK


the sound a mans p-n-s makes when they stick it inside an empty bottle and proceed to ‘have their way’ with it.
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a word variable; can be subst-tuted for any other word in existence.
go hoink yourself;
give me a good hoinking;
hoink on someone else’s lawn;
hand over the hoinker;
when was the last time you hoinked a beaver?
blathemsac, to be a
you are such a blathemsac!

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