verb. to dry *n*ly hump your boyfriend/girlfriend
adj. being d*ck-like/ an *sshole
n*gg* 1: you gona hoinker her *sshole n*gg*h?
n*gg* 2: h*ll yeah… i’m bout to d*ck her down
her: your hoinker is only that big?
him: just wait till i take some v**gr*.
her: oh my goodness… she’s being one hoinkering b*tch!!
- carolina weeping willow
the carolina weeping willow is when a group of guys (4+) stand in a circle, facing away from each other, d*cks out (for harambe), the group then m*st*rb*t*s to climax. upon *j*c*l*t**n the group turns and faces each other and lets the *j*c*l*t* drip from their now limp members. steven, buddy, nick, mike, and austin […]
eating chips without dip slaggerbagging is for newbs
- im just talking out my *ss
when the substance of what your saying is so unimportant that if someone did not hear you, and they asked you to say it again, you would tell them “oh, no i’m just talking out my *ss” joe: yeah john was actually helping me move the other day. he was telling me that his family […]
- clover load
when you’re about to c*m and the lucky charms leprechaun jumps out of your d*ck and c*nt punts your girl then jumps back into your b*lls. this b*tch was after my lucky charms so i gave her a clover load.