HoJacked
this is when your girlfriend gets stolen by another guy
my b-tch was hojacked 🙁
it is when, while asking for help, either on the phone or in person and you get completely ignored or hung up on. basically when you think you are going to get -ssistance and you are completely disappointed.
i got hojacked yesterday when i called tech support.
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