hojillion


an uncountably large quant-ty. derived from the greek word “hojo”, meaning “apple on a stick.”
bill gates made a hojillion dollars in the past minute.
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a number so large, it does not bear quantifying. usually used as an amount, or number of times.
man, i heard eminem like, a hojillion times today, and he needs to die in the face.
n. a great many; millions.
i am learning hojillions of new words from this book.
hojillion (n): amount of money necessary for s-x with erotic professionals, non-stop, for an average human lifespan.

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my plans for world domination unfortunately require about a hojillion dollars.
the number of hos you can fit into your car.
then i drank about a hojillion dr. peppers.

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