Hold Hostage
when you’re waiting on hold for someone and know that the second you answer another call or check another line they’ll answer and hang up when you don’t answer right away.
i’ve been a hold hostage for 8 minutes now. i know that if that wh-r- in accounts receivable picks up when i try and answer this other line she’ll disconnect.
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