hold the camera
expressing a wish to partic-p-te in a s-xual activity. can be inclusive, or exclusionary, depending on context.
“lisa and i are going to m-ssage each other.”
“ooh, ooh! can i hold the camera?”
“i am so going to get these three lesbians into bed and show them a good time.”
“dude, you’d probably just end up holding the camera.”
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