hold the table
when a girl is making sure to hold on to her man. it’s what she says when another woman tries to come in between them. “hold the table” no other woman planing on my turf.
if she looks at him one more time, i will go tell her to go away that i hold the table. she needs to move on; this table be taken!!
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