holding hands with sausage
euphemism for masturbation, especially in a semi-secluded public area – for example in a cinema seat.
“that skinny bloke over there is holding hands with sausage under his jacket.”
“dirty git!”
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euphemism for masturbation, especially when done in a secluded public place – for example a cinema seat.
‘see that bloke over there? he’s got his jacket over his lap, but it looks like he’s holding hands with sausage.’
‘dirty git!’
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