Holding your sausage hostage
masturbating
choking the chicken
beating the bishop
slap boxing the one-eyed champ
taking matters into your own hands
squeezing the cream from the flesh twinkie
having a date with pam and her five friends
having a tug-o-war with the cyclops
“the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.”
“jeremy, finding himself all alone, with a ready supply of p-rn, decided to take his sausage hostage.”
2 more definitions
roughing up the witness.
a date with rosy palm and her five sisters.
washing the goose’s neck.
roughing up the suspect.
rub one out.
instead of holding the sausage hostage, i decided that i’d be roughing up the suspect.
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