holdoorphobia
pr-nounced: hold_door_foe_bee_yaa.
this is when you automatically extend your arm to stop the door from shutting in your face. knowing darn well that the person already holding the door opening isn’t going to let it shut in your face. but due to untrusting nature of mankind, you have to do it.
” i got holdoorphobia last week going into 7-eleven!”
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