holes eye
when pinching a loaf (taking a bowel movement) and your t-rd drops, the resulting water splash hits you directly, dead center in your -n-s. this can be equated to a bulls eye when playing darts. the water droplet must be precisely dead center to const-tute a “holes eye”, a very extremely rare occurrence.
while taking my morning coffee dump, i experienced a holes eye.
the urine and feces filled water nailed him directly, dead center, in his -n-s resulting in a holes eye.
the chances of that that happening again are about as much as a holes eye.
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