Holey Peanut
the religion that revolves around the creation of the universe via a peanut, and the prophets medardo and kaiser, all given from the viewpoint of an überlord, kuklinski. an interesting, yet humerous, tale about the life and crucifixion of medardo, and kaiser’s numerous fights with the greco-roman gods.
0:0 kaiser
and, on the first day. kaiser created nothing. on the second day, kaiser made a peanut b-tter and mayonaise sandwich. on the third, fourth, and fifth days, kaiser took a nap. on the sixth day, when he woke up…
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