Holidanks
derived from the term “holidays”, when every holiday is celebrated with the consumption of large amounts of marijuana. holidays such as christmas, halloween, labor day, and thanksgiving, are changed so the term “dank” or other words related to marijuana can be added, creating dankmas, halloweed, labor dank, danksgiving, and so forth. the official holidanks include:
dankmas or christmas dank
labor dank
presidents dank
halloweed
danksgiving
independence dank
martin luther king dank
new years dank
valentines dank
4/20
memorial dank
columbus dank
veterans dank (you get extra dank points if you celebrate with a veteran!)
april fools dank
cinco de marijuano
fathers dank & mothers dank (you get extra dank points if you celebrate with your mom or dad!)
st. patricks dank (you get extra dank points if you celebrate with someone irish….or a leprechaun)
it is recommended that the holidanks are celebrated with your friends by hot boxing, or by smoking a lot more than you usually do.
friend 1: “yo man you ready to celebrate dankmas??”
friend 2: “h-ll yeah man i already bought an oz. of some dank!”
guy 1: “dude! i just bought enough dank to celebrate all of the holidanks this year!”
guy 2: “awesomeeee”
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