Holiday Driver


similar to a sunday driver, except applies to drunk drivers who only do it on holidays. they’re the inexperienced ones responsible for 96% of drunk driving accidents and ruin it for those of us who drink and drive on a weekly basis.
kirk: “i got hit on the 4th of july by a holiday driver.”

buzz: “amateurs.”

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