holiday hoe


a female, which you have not spoken to in a while, that calls/texts a couple days before a holiday such as christmas or valentine’s day with the intention of acquiring something (presents, attention..)

(phone rings)
john- who is that?
moe- crystal
j- thats the 4th f-cking time in the past 2 hours
m- oh yeah sweetest’s day is tomorrow.
j- she’s being such a holiday hoe

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