Holiday Staredown


the look that parents give one another after realizing how much money ‘santa claus’ spent on christmas that year while organizing finances; often occurs a few days after christmas and results in yelling and frantic money saving until about february.
little child: what’s wrong with mommy and daddy? they haven’t made breakfast yet!

older child: …mommy and daddy are busy paying bills. stay in your room for a while, it’s about time for a holiday staredown.

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