Holiday Steamroller
the action of which intails sh-tting one ones chest during/after s-xual intercorse. most find this practice crued and unruley. however, paired with a “dutch oven” it can make for one sh-tty experience.
“hey baby, what are your thoughts on a holiday steamroller?”
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