Holitard
one ignorant to the presence of a holiday.
awesome koo: hey, read the second post of that thread.
fail’d nab: wtf?? lmao.
awesome koo: what? what are you lol’in at?
fail’d nab: that post….
awesome koo: why? is it because he’s typing…like that?
awesome koo: it was national speak like a pirate day
awesome koo: you holitard.
someone who cannot comprehend the meaning or feeling of the christmas season good cheer sprit like scrooge
“hey bro, your cuz just dissed santas’ sleigh team- what a holi-tard
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