hollywood reach-over
the perfect revenge to pull on a lover that cheated on you. ya stick your first 2 fingers up her -ss, then ya reach around and stick those same fingers up her nose as u have -n-l s-x. best done wearing sungl-sses and in front of a camera
cheater: i never should have cheated on my boyfriend
friend: why, what happened?
cheater: well, we had makeup s-x, right? he turn around and did a hollywood reach-over on me!
friend: serves ya right!!!
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