Hollywood Tans


nickname for a woman who has overly tanned skin. this person is often tan during the winter months and has an orange glow to their skin, both implying their tan is not natural. derived from the popular tanning chain in the tri-state area called hollywood tans.
check out hollywood tans! she’s starting to look like a tomato!

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