Hollywood Twig
hollywood twigs is a term for the excessively skinny, malnourished, over exercised, super light weigh, fold up and go “model” actress in hollywood. turning sideways, they disappear on the screen as there is no substance to their being. the only fat thing about them is their paychecks, which they get to maintain their lack of existence in big scary world of people who might own an ounce of fat… and heaven forbid, not starve themselves for 3 days as a result.
while watching the oscar’s this year, i saw 14 hollywood twigs sitting in 2 front row seats.
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