holodeck


something that shouldn’t be on the enterprise-d. i mean, they’re in sp-ce! the enterprise-d is the flagship of starfleet, so why do they need to imagine they’re in 20th century san francisco when they can be scr-w-ng green women?
barclay went to the holodeck to screw everybody on the ship without scr-w-ng everybody on the ship.
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to go to the ‘holodeck” means to have s-x with someone who you have de-humanised; i.e. you do not consider them to have thoughts and feelings like a real person, you just use them for s-x.
ian – ” i went to the holodeck last night”
dave – “really who with?”
ian – “some sl-t i used to work with, she rang up wanting s-x”
dave – “you didn’t say ‘computer end program’ did you?”
ian – “no but i did say ‘for f—s sake’ when she got her t-ts out, they were east westies.”
for all you startrek fans…this is for you.

a simulated reality facility, generally on starships and starbases.
for instructions on how to build a holodeck, refer to the internet.

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