Holstead
a person who is super jacked; one who often is required to go to nasa for testing due to their super human abilities and because they are so jacked
(chick #1) “wow, that guy is really jacked he must go to nasa for testing because he is so super human and jacked.”
(chick #2) “well he is a holstead.”
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