Holster your dick
to refrain from flirting with or making s-xual advances toward someone in order to maintain an atmosphere of propriety no matter how attractive or suggestive the object of your l-st is (i.e., boss’ daughter, receptionist/mistress of your top client, milf of your best friend or girlfriend, etc.). s-xual self control.
on the way to a sales call:
salesman: “harry, wait till you see the jugs on the receptionist at acme.”
sales manager: “now, hold on you hornball. if you blow another deal like last time – banging the buyer’s wife …”
salesman: “…i didn’t know she was married!”
sales manager: “i’m just saying, we can’t afford another screwup, so just holster your d-ck.”
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