Holtby
most annoying gilr on facebook who comments on things when she shouldn’t. drinks way more than her lanky body can handle and the toilet is her best friend. she likes to steal things from cafeterias and not give them back. tends to have one to two different guys a week in her room. even though it is not her first name it is a more fun and easier identifier.
where’s holtby?
in the room with a guy
dave?
no
guy shane?
no
nick
no
then who?
i don’t know but judging by earlier activities she’s sleeping on porcelain tonight!
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