holy dumb fuck me
(n) – an exclamation derived from three more common ones: “holy sh-t,” “dumb f-ck,” and “f-ck me.” only used in the most surprising or agitating of situations.
driver: -slams hard on breaks to avoid rear-ending someone-
p-ssenger (who was not paying any attention): holy dumb f-ck me!
random guy: if i get killed in this game one more time i’m going to kill a kennel of puppies!
random guy (after being sp-wn killed): holy dumb f-ck me!
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