holy muscle of love
a p-n-s(i.e. the c-ck, d-ck, shlong, one-eyed monster, whatever other 1000’s of names you may call it).
(three gay catholic priests and the local gay catholic bishop are preparing for a four-man s-x orgy in a secret chamber in the church)
bishop o’brien: alright brothers, gather round and recite the opening verse of our little holy love ritual. -unzips his pants and sticks out his p-n-s from underneath his robe-
three gay priests:(in unison and in an incanted singing voice) and-may-the-looord-blesss-thyyy-hooo-lyy-muss-cle-of-loooo-ooooove!
-all three priests then anoint the bishop’s p-n-s with holy water and begin taking turns giving him oral s-x-
mark h. peddling s-xual innuendo on urbandictionary since februrary 2004
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