Holy my Godness!


an exclamation of either extreme, irrational fear, or simply surprise. similar to “oh my g-d” or “holy cr-p”
bob: there is a piano perched precariously above your head.
linda: holy my g-dness!!! -ducks- -straightens- -glares-

rolan: will you marry me, my love?
leria: holy my g-dness, yes!

carmandie: what is that god-aweful noise?
lio: i think it’s hannah montanna.
carmandie: holy my g-dness! my ears! my ears! they bleed!

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