Holy smacks
the g-rated, family friendly term used to define the usual “holy sh-t” moments, i.e. getting a super wet smooch, tripping over thin air and arguing with uptight parents.
“holy smacks mom, i’m 25!”
or
“holy smacks! that wasn’t there before!”
gasping after running a marathon: “holy smaaaaacks!”
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