Holy Wedgie
a wedgie so big and hard, it makes another b-tt crack and loops around your body twice. the pain in this is the same as cutting off your arm with a spoon.
mick roche: my -ss hurts…
hugh j-ss: does your -ss have 2 cracks?
mike roche: yes…what does that mean?
hugh j-ss: you got a holy wedgie recently. btw, the gay reader reading this is a lousy douche bag…
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