holzberger


an old middle school teacher that has a closet full of comdoms that he used on his pupils. he especially likes to look down 11-14 year old hideous females shirts. his p-n-s is small, and he takes steroids in his unusually gargantuous anis
ahhh holzberger got me!!!!!!!!

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