hombone
a h-m-s-xual male who exhibits the aesthetic qualities of a hambone, including, but not limited to: collar popping, frequent tanning (often indoors) and excessive gym usage.
hey, look at those hombones. i bet they’re going to pop a lot more than collars tonight!
hombone 1: hey sweetums, wanna fool around?
hombone 2: no, i gotta go to the gym. i sh-t you not, i just started a new cycle of ‘roids.
hombone 1: and i haven’t worked my pecs in 3 days! what was i thinking? we can pound -ss later!
hombone 2: yeah, let’s go.
hombone 1: you can’t leave the house like that!
hombone 2: like what?
hombone 1: your collar’s not popped!
hombone 2: sweet jesus.
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