home alone special
a large cheese pizza that you plan on consuming entirely by yourself.
“my b-tch is out for the night, so i snagged a 12 pack and a home alone special.”
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in reference to the first ‘home alone’ movie, when kevin finishes shaving and smacks his face with his hands and screams (due to stinging aftershave) – this same act can be performed on a woman’s large b-ttocks. the larger the b-ttocks, the better the special can be.
open the b-tt cheeks wide enough to fit your face in, then let them go so that the b-tt cheeks smack your face. then you must let out a m-ffled scream, pleasuring the female but also taking its toll on the weary screamer.
matt: look at that chick over there. . . d-mn.
greg: home alone special.
matt: ya for sure.
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