home bird
a female who you are going out with but you do not wish to be seen in public with.
i want to go to the cinema but the only person free is my “home bird” so that plan is out the window.
home bird describes an adult man with mental problems, such as: killing other peoples pets, stalking women, innapropriatly touching little degos, and an overtly freakish obsession with washing his hands with bleach.
zigler: “you know why i’m like this, i’m just frustrated and depressed because i haven’t been on a date in 3 years…”
lush’s: “home bird, you need to chill the f-ck out… go eat sh-t and stop touching the little italian boys.”
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