Home Bowl Advantage


similar to the athletic compet-tion phenomenon (home field advantage), it is believed that your home toilet bowl has an advantage over all others, in that your -ss is more familiar with the resting spot ultimately resulting in a far more comfortable and superior performing sh-t.
guy 1: dude, hurry up. we’re gonna be late.
guy 2: hold on a minute. i gotta take a sh-t.
guy 1: can’t you go at the bar?
guy 2: no way man, i’m not giving up home bowl advantage!

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