Home Creepo
a typical home depot employee, who thinks they know everything about construction, snaps their fingers repeatedly as they walk past you, talks so loudly to their fellow slacker-mates you can hear them 10 aisles away, never answers the question a customer asks because they don’t know, and boasts they have built the most ingenious e.g,. solar devices for nothing, and if you b-tter them up about it, you can get them to admit this is because they have actually stolen the entire device.
customer: excuse me, do you know where i can find plumbing cement?
home creepo: why do you want to do that?
customer: to repair some plumbing.
home creepo: you don’t want to do that. you need to buy a whole new setup. i did that last year. in fact i have solar pumbing, for absolutely nothing. i pay nothing for my hot water.
customer: how smart of you, how did you do that?
home creepo: i “borrowed” the parts off rv’s and houses with our solar parts.
customer: how fascinating. and you have no idea where plumbing cement is.
home creepo: i don’t like your tone of voice so i can’t help you . click click click (with the fingers).
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