Home Depoted
1) to find an empty bin of what you are looking for adjacent to rows of overflowing bins of what you are not looking for.
2) to return to the job site to realize your recently purchased lumber has non-square end cuts.
3) to travel to your local indoor lumber yard to learn they do not carry 14′ lumber.
yet again, i’ve been home depoted.
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