home improvement syndrome


this is an illness that is characterized by individuals, typically middle aged males, that are caught up in a never-ending cycle of handy man projects, many of which are not completed before the next one begins.
ben was told he was no longer allowed to go to home depot after he was diagnosed with home improvement syndrome by his wife. she said it was a his problem.

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