Homecock
when you have been around f-cking others, and just wants the regular. you want your favorite s-x, with a person who knows what you like. all you want is to get home to some homec-ck. you’ll find this usually between friends with benefits.
aslong as i’ve got my homec-ck, i’m done for the night
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