Homeland Security Shitter


an individual who is characterized by an inability, or strong reluctance, to have a bowel movement in any location outside the individual’s home.
why is grandpa phil in such a hurry to leave the dinner?

i think he’s a homeland security sh-tter – nature is calling after the turkey dinner but he won’t go here so he’s in a hurry to drive back to montreal.

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