homeless beat down escape
when you barely get away from getting your -ss kicked by a homeless person.
duder 1: “hey broke -ss! what you gonna do? nice ratty -ss wife beater. go beg for change son!”
duder 2: “holy sh-t dude he’s coming right for you. we can’t get away dude, i’m pumping gas.”
homeless dude: “what the f-ck did you say man? i’ll kick your -ss.”
duder 1: “me? nothing man. i’d never talk sh-t to you. i didn’t say anything dude.”
duder 2: “holy sh-t that homeless guy was ripped. he would have beat the sh-t out of you. nice homeless beat down escape though.”
duder 1: “f-ck dude why did you stop for gas? i almost died. and you would have just laughed you d-ckety!”
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