homelette


an omelette made by homeless people. usually fried in lard on an aluminum garbage can lid over a trash fire. ingredients include rotten eggs and any of the following: stale bread crusts, canned beans, chopped up hot dogs, roadkill.
-d-mn i’ve got the hooch munchies again.
-i found some old eggs, lets make a homelette.
–vomits on self-

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