homemade abortion
– an abortion performed in the comfort of one’s home. not only is it convenient, but it is also cost effective.
it is usually performed by punching the pregnant girl in the stomach while she sleeps, kicking the pregnant girl down the stairs, or jamming a wire hanger up her cervix.
“so julie is pregnant, so i guess i’m gonna have to perform a homemade abortion.”
“really? how?”
“i was gonna do a flying leg drop on her stomach while she’s sleeping.”
“d-mn. i would have went with the flying elbow.”
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