Homemade Glory Hole


when a man puts a paper bag on his business, cuts a hole in it, and tells a woman to go down on him.

also

when a guy intentionally drills an “extra hole” for the tp dispenser.
dave: man, i wanted to get that chick to suck it, but she wasn’t having it.

bobby: i don’t have that problem man.

dave: yeah, she was effing r-t-rded though, so i just made a homemade glory hole and told her it was “bobbing for apples” in a bag.

bobby: nice!

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