Homemade Roofies


n. any type of blunt object that can knock a person unconscious and can be found around the house

v. (homemade roofie, homemade roofie-ing, homemade roofied) the act of using any blunt object to knock a person unconscious
“i am finally having sally over tonight. if things don’t go according to plan, this frying pan or two by four will make for a couple of good homemade roofies.”

sally to friend: “and when i told him i didn’t want to sleep with him he tried to homemade roofie me.”

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